We danced this evening at a caravan holiday park, with a short slot on the ballroom floor beneath blazing lights. Just before we went on, the entertainment consisted of a member of staff sitting on stage with a line of chocolate spread painted down her face, dividing it into two halves. Two children were then given a minute to decorate her face with chocolate spread, biscuits, hundreds and thousands, Smarties etc, and there was a prize for the person who did it best.
Why?
Also, why were there so many school-age children on holiday at this place, rather than being at home, going to school?