Dear publishers
Jul. 24th, 2008 04:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear publishers,
It is possible to have a story for children aged 6 or 7 that is not about fairies. Yes, yes, I know this is a shocking thing for me to say. I know you are sitting here in your pink fluffy towers, with fairy books strewn around you up to your ears. I know you probably speak in hushed tones of that employee who once suggested publishing a story about a boy, and the terrible fate that befell him. However, if you look back into the past, can you not remember that, once upon a time, stories about boys and adventures and spirited heroines and monsters and suchlike actually existed? Can you not remember a time when the "five to eight" section in bookshops and libraries wasn't a sea a pink?
All I can assume is that a fairy queen has taken over your organisations and has sprinkled you with fairy dust so that you cannot envisage anything other than fairies. Band together, I urge you, and overthrow her influence! The reading futures of millions of children depend on you!
Yours,
Me
It is possible to have a story for children aged 6 or 7 that is not about fairies. Yes, yes, I know this is a shocking thing for me to say. I know you are sitting here in your pink fluffy towers, with fairy books strewn around you up to your ears. I know you probably speak in hushed tones of that employee who once suggested publishing a story about a boy, and the terrible fate that befell him. However, if you look back into the past, can you not remember that, once upon a time, stories about boys and adventures and spirited heroines and monsters and suchlike actually existed? Can you not remember a time when the "five to eight" section in bookshops and libraries wasn't a sea a pink?
All I can assume is that a fairy queen has taken over your organisations and has sprinkled you with fairy dust so that you cannot envisage anything other than fairies. Band together, I urge you, and overthrow her influence! The reading futures of millions of children depend on you!
Yours,
Me
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Date: 2008-07-24 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-24 05:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-24 06:15 pm (UTC)These days she (mostly) has to fund her fairy habit out of pocket money which is, if nothing else, teaching her to get to grips with the stuff. At present it takes her six weeks to save up for a fairy book we are debating whether she should get a raise to three weeks for a fairy book.
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:45 am (UTC)Oh, and professional duty compels me to point out that the local library probably stocks all the fairy books she would ever want... And, since they're almost certainly running the summer reading challenge at the moment, she can get all sorts of goodies just for reading them!
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Date: 2008-07-25 07:46 am (UTC)There are a couple of problems with the library idea. There isn't really a library within walking distance for us. The central library is reachable by bus and is where G first discovered the fairies but its children's section didn't really inspire us. The more local library we've yet to investigate but would involve a car journey (and then, of course, parking). Secondly I think half the attraction of the fairies is the whole collectable sets thing - certainly judging by G's enthusiasm for laying them all out in various configurations on her floor and then admiring them.
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Date: 2008-07-24 08:31 pm (UTC)Shopping. For gold dresses and high heels.
We decided to draw some fairies with metallic wings, instead.
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 08:05 pm (UTC)Picking up on others comments, said lasses' parents are both very sympathetic to feminist ideas (pa is slightly more Marxist than feminist, and ma while not using an explicitly feminist theoretical framework in her academic work, certainly is dissapointed by the twinkly pink. As daughter is dissapointed that ma does not look like the people in Hello! Those of you who know me will be vastly amused by the idea that I appear _groomed_ and _elegant_ to this lass.
And I do like shopping.
Perhaps I _should_ write a book. The problem is, I am very good at shopping as a middle aged woman, and the skillset an 8 year old wants is that of an 18 year old. Any teenager reading this, willing to co-write a children's book involving a gold lame ball dress bought at Oxfam, a fairly traded cotton t-shirt, and whatever the third thing is that I've missed, owing to being a middle-aged woman, please let me know!
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Date: 2008-07-24 09:18 pm (UTC)However, as I am 53 years old and currently wearing pink sequinned Indian slippers, I have not a leg to stand on. (Figuratively, I mean, not literally. Else there'd be nowhere to put said slippers.)
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-25 06:54 am (UTC)If it's true there's nothing else around for young readers (I remember, when I last worked in a bookshop, I got very pissed off at all the 'series' books - is it not possible any more to write other than for a franchise?), then I would like to think that they will have a marvellous surprise waiting for them a few years down the line when they find out what else is in store.
Also, it's possible that they will all grow up to be pink-wearing, fairy-winged girlies who complement their tiaras with industrial piercings and big, steel-capped boots. I like to think so.
Victorian pink/blue
Date: 2008-07-25 03:33 pm (UTC)(uses icon of pinkness)