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A birthday card was just passed around at work for us all to sign. It included a rogue apostrophe! This was in the proper printed greeting! You kind of expect these thing's in handwritten sign's in greengrocers shop's or special's board's in pub's, and we all make slip's of the pen every now and then, but a proper published greeting's card? Outrage! Outrage! What i's the world coming to? et'c e'tc.
It's not even a funny mistake. Rogue inverted commas can be. ("Fresh" chicken soup). Confusion over similar words can be. ("The meat is complimented by the sauce." "Beware the deadly rouge gorilla fighters" etc.) This was just annoying. I am sorry to say that I had to discreetly cross it out before I could sign the card.
It's not even a funny mistake. Rogue inverted commas can be. ("Fresh" chicken soup). Confusion over similar words can be. ("The meat is complimented by the sauce." "Beware the deadly rouge gorilla fighters" etc.) This was just annoying. I am sorry to say that I had to discreetly cross it out before I could sign the card.
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Date: 2008-02-22 10:05 am (UTC)Hand lettered - when I was a kid and there were shops selling spare parts for amateur radio construction, there was a cardboard box in one shop with Amater radio crystals crossed out in favour of Amature radio crystals. <sigh>.
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Date: 2008-02-22 12:43 pm (UTC)Well, "Coronal Diagnostics Spectrometer", or "Cooperative Development Services"... ;-)
Of course when writing in capitals (or should that be capitols?) the 'S' could still be small, as in McDONALD. I would find that far more acceptable than a random apostrophe.
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Date: 2008-02-22 12:50 pm (UTC)I tend to use a small s for plural abbreviations too, in normal writing. Sometimes however one only has upper case, and even when it would be possible it seems a bit of a stretch to bring in a character from a different case when one can do the job perfectly well with an existing character...
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Date: 2008-02-22 01:14 pm (UTC)It depends on the context. My example was without context. The initial example had oodles of context.
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Date: 2008-02-22 01:09 pm (UTC)I would guess that "do's" is a throwback to post medieval times (thinks c16 / c17) where the grammar rules and spelling was somewhat more random.
What do you think of "C.D.s"?
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Date: 2008-02-22 02:37 pm (UTC)Investigations by the Oxford English Dictionary in 2007 when revising the entry turned up early examples of the use of Ps and Qs to mean learning the alphabet. The first is in a poem by Charles Churchill, published in 1763: “On all occasions next the chair / He stands for service of the Mayor, / And to instruct him how to use / His A’s and B’s, and P’s and Q’s.” The conclusion must be that this is the true origin.
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Date: 2008-02-22 02:38 pm (UTC)I don't think anything of "C.D.s". CD is the generally accepted spelling, and I think C.D. thus looks unusual if not unnatural. As I keep saying, CDs is a perfectly good plural (as long as one has access to both upper and lower case letters) and I see no need to try to coin a new one; merely, I accept CD's as a valid alternative, even though I personally don't favour it. If writing in all-caps, C.D.S suffers the exact same problem as CDS, or perhaps even more so.
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Date: 2008-02-22 03:29 pm (UTC)I'd say it does make a grammar rule, but that acceptance of the rule by other people is by no means guaranteed.
I do suffer from an internal conflict. On the one hand, I believe everyone has his own grammar and "English Grammar" is merely a description of a consensus; "ungrammatical" is therefore only relative, and as Bunn says the "ungrammatical" could be perfectly grammatical in another context or dialect. On the other hand, I get annoyed when people get things wrong :-D
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Date: 2008-02-22 04:01 pm (UTC)I sympathise with your internal conflict!
"English Grammar" is merely a description of a consensus
This is very true, and one doesn't even need to go as far as talking about individual people's grammar(s) etc (though I think there is truth in that as well); there are a variety of 'correct' usages as demarcated in dictionaries and style manuals for a very wide range of spelling and grammar issues, such as placement of commas and punctuating inside or outside quotation marks and so on. Which, of course, has been my point all along.
I still feel people are WRONG! if they form the plural of "octopus" as anything other than "octopodes" (especially if they use "octopi") but I do admit that they are not necessarily 'wrong' by both dictionary and common-usage standards ;-)
(Reposted to correct bad html, sorry.)
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Date: 2008-02-22 04:14 pm (UTC)But yet... But yet... *wails*
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Date: 2008-02-22 01:57 pm (UTC)It's not as though it is likely to cause misunderstandings.
I used to fuss about punctuation, but nowadays I am more inclined to revel in having a brain so well formed that can easily process a sentence despite anomalous punctuation, in several different ways, and make a joke about it - with no inclination to fall over and spout error messages. grrr.
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