The usefulness of a sandwich

[ladyofastolat]

"Use by August 5th" says the sandwich I just bought for my lunch. Use by? Gosh. I'd been planning just to eat it. What other, more worthy, uses should I putting this sandwich to? It's cheese, ham and pickle, if that helps.

Comments

[evilmissbecky.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Throw it! It's the only thing you can do with a sandwich, of course.

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh, yes! I'd forgotten all about the island's notorious sandwich-throwing incident. I wonder where the local MP has gone to...

[king-pellinor.livejournal.com]

Ah, but is it a substantial cheese, ham and pickle sandwich?

You could try to lure out that bloody (tee hee) mouse.

[ladyofastolat.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you what: You can throw it at the local MP's car, and I'll stand back and watch. If he gets out and chases you through the town centre, then it's a "substantial" sandwich. Or maybe that only works with egg.

[chainmailmaiden]

If it's anything like the sort of sandwiches they sell at our local supermarket it would probably make good blotting paper.

Alternatively you could use it as a paper-weight or a wrist rest for your hand that uses the mouse. (The one that's attached to the computer, not the one potentially lurking in your house bleeding)