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ladyofastolat ([personal profile] ladyofastolat) wrote2010-03-17 09:52 am
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Factual TV

I watched the first episode of Richard Hammond's Invisible Worlds last night. It was all about those things that happen too fast for the human eye to see, and it showed slowed-down footage of various things - exploding spores, flying bees, swimming dolphins etc. - to show what was really happening. I found it all very interesting, and there were some really arresting images.

However, if I'd received a pound whenever he said something along the lines of, "We can't see what's happening because it's too fast for the human eye to see. Only by slowing it down can we understand it," I would be rich by now - especially if I had a bonus pay-out whenever he said Invisible Worlds, in capitals, as part of this. Yes, Richard, we do understand the point of this episode. It would be hard not to, given that you've said it 59 times already in the last hour.

At least it didn't make me want to throw things at the screen, which many modern factual TV shows do. You get the first five minutes wasted on an extended trailer of forthcoming attractions, with the presenter getting ever more excited as the music swells. You get the presenter pretending to be a total idiot, as he and the viewer go on a "journey" together to "discover" the answer to some question or other. You get the presenter raving about some wonderful sight, only for the camera to whiz around so fast that you can't look at it, or else to spend the whole time focusing on a close-up of the presenter's face as he speaks about how moved the sight makes him. You get "amazing discoveries" of things that have actually been known for years, and you get minority opinions expressed as fact - something I notice in history programmes about periods I know about, and which therefore makes me sceptical of anything they tell me in programmes about things I don't know about.

I did rather enjoy the recent BBC series on geology, though, since all the jet-setting and dramatic stunts did at least serve to demonstrate valid points. I've only seen a bit of the new Solar System series on Sunday evenings, but I liked most of that, too. At least the presenter didn't pretend to be an idiot, and explained things to us, rather than standing there nodding like a fool while some "expert" explained things to him. I was, however, rather distracted by the fact that he popped up in all the four corners of the earth while still wearing the same t-shirt.

[identity profile] squonk79.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
I saw that too, it was truly amazing. Though i did feel slightly nauseous as that ride went round and round.

But yes, that really started to grate with me too. Eventually i was waiting for it. "Only with the advent of new camera technology..."

It's like they filmed it at each bit not knowing what whould go first and therefore where it would be needed and then just didn't bother the cut the rest.

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Or else they filmed it on the assumption that modern viewers have the attention span of a gnat, or else channel hop all the time and never stays on the same channel for more than two minutes, so you have to reiterate everything every few minutes. It's all very annoying. But the actual content was great!
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[personal profile] purplecat 2010-03-17 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
The Wearing of the Same Shirt appears to be gospel and is apparently much harder than you think. Even M&S apparently can not be guaranteed to stock six identical shirts in the right size (which are not "too noisy") which is, apparently, the minimum number you need to maintain the Wearing the Same Shirt illusion.

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I can understand desperate measures being taken to maintain the Wearing of the Same Shirt illusion in multiple shots taken on separate occasions that are pretending to be one single occasion. However, when a presenter wears the same shirt - sorry, Wears the Same Shirt - on five different continents, it shouts "Scientists never wash!" It makes me wonder if the whole white coat stereotype thing is an attempt to cover up the fact that the scientists underneath said coat have worn the same clothes for the last 4 years. ;-)
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[personal profile] purplecat 2010-03-17 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No the illusion Must.Span.Continents. They don't go back to locations often - certainly not every day for a week.

I have no idea why. Maybe its in case they decide during editing to pretend that two locations are actually the same. Oh! come to think of it! they shoot lots of random filler of getting into and out of taxis and the like - maybe it's so that they can just arbitrarily pretend those taxis are wherever they need to be without worrying over continuity.

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm... I can see the logic of that. I did find it very distracting, though. In this solar system thing, every time we saw him on a new continent, I was thinking, "Is he...? Will he...? Oh, yes! Same shirt! Er... what did he just tell us about Saturn? I missed it."
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[identity profile] bunn.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Monty Don did a gardening series where I'm convinced the Same Shirt was actually the same shirt throughout. It was very crumpled and grubby, right from the start.

[identity profile] helflaed.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yet another programme I'm going to have to download for the children...

[identity profile] lil-shepherd.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
The difference is between a "presenter" like Richard Hammond, and a real expert, like Brian Cox or Iain Stewart. When you find a scientist (or a scientifically qualified presenter like David Attenborough) who can present a series explaining their own point of view, you hang onto them.

There have been some rather good documentaries recently. I was very impressed by the one on the Great Rift, and another one on T.E. Lawrence.

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. In recent years, it seems to me that the trend has been increasingly away from getting experts to present programmes about things they understand, and towards getting famous names to play the bumbling Everyman being educated by other experts. I'm sure I've seen some in which the presenter really is an expert, but pretends not to be, for the purposes of his TV "journey."

Though, hang on, wasn't Brian Cox the chap who played Hogan in Sharpe? *rushes off to check.* Indeed he was. Different one, of course.

[identity profile] lil-shepherd.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Brian Cox has been a familiar voice in science programmes on Radio 4.

Then one has to distinguish between Iain Stewart (geologist) and Ian Stewart (mathematician.)

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Which was a very timely reminder that I have a book by Ian Stewart (mathematician) in my bag, which I need to return to the library. I'm very good at carrying finished library books to and from work several times before I remember to take them out of my bag.

[identity profile] evilmissbecky.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh* Reason# 32,076 Why I Wish I Lived In England.

You know I would watch anything Richard Hammond does. Er, and oh yeah, the actual content sounds quite fascinating.

*adds more Top Gear to her Netflix queue*

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I just checked, and unfortunately the BBC's free download service for all recent shows only works for people resident in the UK. I thought this would almost certainly be the case, and indeed it is. Sorry! :-(

[identity profile] philmophlegm.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
To be fair, we're the ones paying the tax!

[identity profile] ladyofastolat.livejournal.com 2010-03-17 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. Which was why I assumed that it would almost certainly be the case that people outside the UK couldn't view them. It would hardly be fair to charge us to view them on TV, but let anyone in the world watch them for free. But, still, it's doubtless no real consolation to [livejournal.com profile] evilmissbecky