Dangerous books

Oh no! However did I survive childhood? Apparently reading fantasy as a child leads to mental illness! It is shocking that such harmful and addictive books can be bought without a licence! So says a headteacher, anyway. I wonder if I should sue my parents for being so irresponsible as to read me The Hobbit when I was 8. I had never realised it until this wise headteacher spoke, but clearly this ruined my life!