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A huge injustice is revealed in our local paper. According to official Met Office figures, Shanklin in the Isle of Wight has recorded more hours of sunshine in 2010 and 2011 than anywhere else in the country. However, due to unspecified sinister shananigans, we have been robbed of our title, costing the island MILLIONS OF POUNDS of tourism revenue! Hastings and Eastbourne, those dastardly villains, have come in cackling, and claimed the title that was rightfully ours.
What other titles have Hastings and Eastbourne stolen from their rightful recipients, I wonder. Has Hastings had the ear of the authorities for many years? Does this explain why Hastings tops of the list of Battles Wot People Have Heard Of, displacing other worthy candidates such as Bosworth or Naseby.
We danced in Hastings a few years ago. Playing those memories back now, I can clearly see the aura of plotty evil that emanated from the place.
GIVE US BACK OUR SUNSHINE!
What other titles have Hastings and Eastbourne stolen from their rightful recipients, I wonder. Has Hastings had the ear of the authorities for many years? Does this explain why Hastings tops of the list of Battles Wot People Have Heard Of, displacing other worthy candidates such as Bosworth or Naseby.
We danced in Hastings a few years ago. Playing those memories back now, I can clearly see the aura of plotty evil that emanated from the place.
GIVE US BACK OUR SUNSHINE!
