Food, food everywhere... but where's the dining room?

I have never been surrounded by so much food! This conference facility at Warwick University is incredible. Excellent accommodation... and the food...! All you can eat, of anything, for breakfast. Doughnuts at breaks. A three course lunch. A three course dinner. An extensive choice, too, not just "take what you're given."

Trouble is, the building itself is like a maze, and we spend most of our time wandering around getting lost. There was huge jubiliation earlier when someone managed to get to the toilets and back without taking a single wrong turn.

We're here to learn how to be leaders and decision makers. Most of us can't cope with leading the way around the campus... and as for the "which of these wonderful-looking dishes will I choose for dinner?"... Well, not one of us can make that decision without dithering.

The future direction of public libraries...? Easy decision. The chocolate mousse, or the strawberry pavlova... Aaargh! I can't decide!