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ladyofastolatToday, in M&S, Pellinor bought 28 pairs of identical socks. Several shop assistants joined in with expressions of amazement. It was generally concluded that no-one on earth should need to buy 28 pairs of identical socks on the same day. My current theories: He is planning to start a football team consisting of sockless orphans; he is planning to merge his DNA with that of a centipede is some unnatural scientific experiment; or secret sources have brought him news of an imminent world shortage of socks, so he is stocking up in order to make a fortune selling them on ebay.
