Floating down to Camelot

I learnt to drive (in my late twenties) just after I'd started playing X-Wing on my computer. I kept finding myself thinking, "Hey! Where are my laser cannons?" and getting itchy fingers, wanting to blow up that slow van that was blocking the road ahead of me. Unfortunately, my driving instructor was one of those people who is completely and utterly lacking in humour, so I never dared admit this to him.