So what's with the difference between London and Cardiff Torchwoods, anyway - in interior design ethos, fashion sense and tastes in food? Is one of them languishing in the "Before" of "Changing Sinister HQs", while the other was basking in the shiny glory of the "After"? Is the Cardiff HQ awaiting the arrival of the "How clean is your secret hideout" crew? I bet the scary BBC makeover harridans would make them ditch the pizza.