Oh dear. I bow to your first-hand knowledge of rotational monarchs/MCs. We'll have to elevate him somehow, whether by putting him on top of a tall pole, or by dangling him from above. Either way, if his seat is big enough, and if he's far enough above everyone else, nobody will be able to tell which direction he's facing. They'll all be equally beneath him.

Unless kings are better than MCs when it comes to handling equitable rotation?