I would at least hope that the leaping lords and dancing ladies were members of the Morris Federation (or similar), which gave them public liability insurance. Although there's a risk that the lords would be far too important to join such a thing, and if they leapt onto a dairymaid and caused a mad stampede of swan-scattering cows, they would loftily say, "Don't you know who I am?" and blame the musicians.
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