Sadly, no, but since it was cold outside, I was wearing a silly furry hat, which hopefully counts a little?

Strange that mint is the One True Way for toothpaste, and all other flavours must be smuggled in via an underground toothpaste railroad, and kept hidden in clove-scented priest holes. Other Flavours Are Available in mouth wash, so why not toothpaste?

Maybe you should apply for the Apprentice, with a business model based on bringing toothpaste flavour choice to the mass market. Your focus group was entirely in favour and enthusiastic, you can tell them, not revealing that your focus group consisted entirely of you.