I might try that one day, but today is not that day. We're very short of numbers so I'll be dancing every dance, and although we'll be alternating with another group, most of our other dancers are of the nervous, non-confident type, so I'll need to spend the short gaps briefing them on the next dance. Just time to take a furtive bite from an illegally smuggled sandwich in my clog bag, but not enough time to queue up and order in what is a very busy touristy lunch spot.

Or maybe I just need to borrow a dog, then I could send it in with a "I need a sandwich" placard around its neck...