Hmm, I would recommend a salt party - full of salty goodies - but that's not good for your heart, apparently, and I wouldn't want to kill you! So, maybe write a story that includes lots of salt related factoids and references?! :D

Btw, congrats on making it last so long, and I'm glad I'm not the only person who has conversations as scintillating and world-changing as that!! :D