Black... and full of fiery fillings.

"One Roll to rule them all..."

"In the Land of Mordor, where ciabattas lie."

Actually, I fear this might be planting unwise ideas. When I told Pellinor about the doughnut dream, he looked all bouncy and keen, and said, "Ooh, can we do that?" We already sell Cocktails of Evil; I shouldn't be encouraging Certain People to create Sandwiches of Evil too. :-D