Notice that the St Lawrence one even has a teeny lamp-post outside, just to con visitors into thinking that the door is an enormous one - as tall as a lamp-post!

Hmm... When I entered the churchyard, a passing dogwalker said, "It's closed today!" although I tried the door anyway after she'd gone, and found it open. Maybe she was trying to protect me from killing myself on the door, and save the locals from yet another guilty midnight burial. Or else she was just trying to keep me from raiding the Weary Ramblers' Biscuit Tin.