I have unfortunate hair, so I don't dare attack it myself with scissors. I have a lovely hairdresser who does a good job, listens to me when I tell her not to use certain products and understands my hair. Her name begins with a K. I have had three hairdressers who cut my hair the way I liked it ... and their names all began with K. So, if I have to change hairdressers again, I will be doomed to calling around salons and asking if they have somebody on the staff whose name begins with K.

My worst trip down the stairs happened when I was carting a load of sheets to the laundry room. I got tangled up in them, did a melodramatic head over heels fall, ended up with broken glasses, a black eye, and a sprained wrist. I was able to milk a lot of sympathy out of that one ...