Am I the only one disturbed by your readiness to join the evil-doers? Maybe one day you will find a time machine and it will turn out that your future self, driven insane by public transport, implemented your evil plan in the past just to exact revenge on your present-day self e.g. for not brushing your teeth regularly enough. Maybe it will turn out that I'm just sleep deprived. But best brush your teeth regularly, just in case.