Mmmmmm carrots.

Re the tea, I remember a child I was at primary school with who as a toddler had pulled a kettle full of hot water over himself. He was one of twins, Gareth and David: they looked identical when clothed, but when we went swimming you could see that one of them was sort of - melted. Gareth, I think it was.

That said, I'm sure parents must drink hot drinks in their houses. Maybe that will be prohibited soon.