One of my nice gloves is on the passenger seat of the car. The other is I know not where. They wander off with alarming frequency.

Back before I saw the light, I used to have a rather nice umbrella with a pig on the handle. It was called "Surprisingly", for reasons that made sense at the time. (Something to do with someone saying that since it had a face, it needed a name, and a random opening of the dictionary providing said name.) I wonder what became of him...