It is weird - every time I go to the States, my grandmother asks me in concerned tones about how the Royal Family are doing. And I have to shrug and admit she probably knows better than I do, because I pay no attention at all to them.

Mind you, this time I could say I chatted with Princess Michael of Kent's bodyguard at work, but then I'd have to admit I didn't notice the Princess and don't know who she is or why she's called Michael.