Ah, but maybe you haven't worn your cloak on top of a gurt big hill in a gale force wind... ;-) My cloak is very big and billowy, and the hood is far too big, and lined with slithery fabric. It was designed as a stylish indoor cloak, not to be worn on said gurt big hill in gale force wind. Oh well... I enlivened everyone's lives a bit with my battling. :-)